Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You are not one of the guys...
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
A date with a damn fine ass
Young meat is cougar feast
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She calls it dedication
She takes heavy duty usage
She's in hypersexual drive
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Czech me out eating this cock
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Pretty, but extremely dirty