Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
I love your ideas, honey
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Swallow, count and repeat
I'll help you get up, baby
I've been missing out
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Don't let it slip out again!